Also, my targeted ads and browser history are really never going to be the same.įeel free to indulge us and play the ‘Thong Song’ on repeat as you read. After doing a bit of hilarious research, I can now tell you there are literally thousands of other names for the sexiest of underwear (most of which cannot be repeated here). Dental floss, scanty panty, thong, string pants, gadget, g-banger, tanga- the list goes on.